Everything You Should've Done the First Time
Your Codebase Is a Crime Scene. You shipped fast, cut corners, and called it an MVP.
We'll turn your stack of bad decisions into something a human can live with.
We won't judge your AI-generated code. We've cleaned up worse.
Spaghetti Containment
We isolate logic, extract functionality, and burn everything that starts with utils/.
Reality-Based Refactors
You don't need Scale. You need code that doesn't crash when someone logs in twice.
Team-Onboardable Code
Readable. Testable. Commented. The kind of code that won't scare your next hire.
Tech-Debt Triage
We find the fires, categorize the rot, and prioritize the least terrible path forward.
Tool Detox & Reintegration
We remove the noise and stitch your app back together with frameworks that actually make sense.
Human Support
We don't do 24/7. But we'll answer emails during working hours.
Who's This For?
If you recognize yourself here, it's already too late.
Startup founders who got too far with too little
Indie hackers in denial
Devs who inherited something cursed
Teams with "one critical guy" who just left
We won't judge. We've seen worse. Probably.
Show Us the Horror
Send us your repo, therapy notes, and deepest regrets.
Confess & Request a Quote
We reserve the right to send you back a meme instead.
We Do Our Magic
No NDA required - we've seen things.
People We've Emotionally Repaired
They made sense of a codebase I was too scared to open. I just renamed the repo and pretended I wrote it myself.
Jon
Solo founder with imposter syndrome
Before them, our deploys were spiritual experiences. Now they're just… deploys.
Maya
CTO @ Funded app with 12 daily users
They turned our 'AI SaaS platform' into an actual platform. Also told us to fire our backend guy. We did.
Leon
Head of Engineering, quietly relieved
They found a bug I'd gaslit my team about for 6 months.
Anonymous
Still employed
We thought we needed more devs. Turns out we needed fewer files and fewer feelings.
Elina
Product manager with PTSD
They didn't just refactor our code. They refactored our trauma.
Alex
Cofounder with therapy budget
This Ain't Fiverr
We charge based on entropy, not lines of code.
The more your code fights back, the more it costs.
We don't rewrite for fun. We rewrite because what you wrote can't be saved.
Frequently Asked Questions
Clarifications, disclaimers, and other things our lawyer told us to include.